M(ass)ter of the Universe

beesmygod:

morbi:

fluffywhite:

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shutupshea:

cheesoisuncool:

terminill:

elementnumber46:

hypothermiclegumes:

cheesoisuncool:

one of the most bizarre and hilarious videos ive ever found

this guy, on a livestream, goes on the old microsoft worlds servers where a group of users distubingly seem to have been waiting since the 90s for newcomers to show around the place

I am legitimately freaked out by this. I fully believe that some pure evil force created this and whoever plays it is cursed with inevitable damnation.

This is like LSD became an MMO and, by some miracle of satan, it managed to become creepier. Like, a LOT creepier.

This is the far edge of the internet, where reason and sanity break down and the world as we know it ceases to exist.

I found this again, why didn’t I reblog it the first time

because christ

Since this came around, I feel like I should talk a bit

I promised I wouldn’t but whatever

Me and some pals played this and encountered firsthand the subject of a vast underground reservoir of paranormal lore and /x/ creepypasta.

We discovered multiple things:

1) There are legitimately people who still play this game. They still log on, chat to eachother, and converse in lingo you only thought existed in hilariously bad dating adbots.

2) There is more than likely a cult ingrained within the community. They wear similiar avatars, stalk players and send disturbing and vague messages. They appear to have control over other players and aren’t bound by the maps of the game. None of the other regulars acknowledge their existence.

3) We danced around one of which with our ridiculous avatars and he teleported us to a hell map for a satanic ritual, forcing our accounts to recite things.

4) Then he teleported us to a gay bar.

It was incredible. If you can convince some friends to experience this with you, you will hold it with you for the rest of your life.

so who wants to play this with me

Wow.

I don’t get why everyone is getting so worked up this what has happened to me every time I’ve tried loading up secondlife

I like how there’s The Mars Volta playing in the background of the Cube place. 

I like how I noticed that. It’s on that one Miranda That Ghost Just Isn’t Holy Anymore track

idk man

thats all i noticed

EDIT: oh and then I heard the Frances the Mute telephone ring 

gosh who is this guy I really like TMV okay

this entire video is great, but I completely lost my shit at 4:15 because IS THAT FUCKING TAMA AND FRIENDS

reblogging this so i can watch it later

donc-desole:

lawlspy:

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

Yay.

I laughed so hard at this omg XD

feastings:

i am very sorry i will go

no please stay

effington:

abstract-expressionist-butts:

Harbored within this image is a stirring elegy to despair of the human condition.  The voluptuous form of the buttocks is rendered with naive, jejune lines, and drips with Freudian connotation.  This symbolic rendering of the young anal-fixative mind serves as an eloquent metaphor for life in the modern age. The viewer is confronted with a disturbing representation of childlike innocence focused on intensely sexual emotions, paralleling our times’ mix of rampant industrialism and undeveloped social impulse.  Yet there is still a strong sense of hope about this striking image, particularly in regards to the upwardly inclined cheeks which seem almost to stare longingly into the aether.  Heroic, Randian, this youthful Übermensch seeks transcendence through self-empowerment.  Yet the future of the Modern Man is still uncertain, a fact which is highlighted by the innovative composition.  The figure is suspended in an ambiguous void wherein it is uncertain whether it is falling into the black pitch of Nihilism at the bottom of the frame or lifting itself up from that Blackness unto Paradise. “It is up to you”, the artist seems to tell us “to decide your own fate!”

The best post this art blog has ever made